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		<title>Divided Loyalties by Caron Harrison</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 17:53:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The sequel to <a title="Love for a German Prisoner by Caron Harrison" href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/2013/01/23/love-for-a-german-prisoner-by-caron-harrison/">Love for a German Prisoner</a><a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/WebFriendlyDividedLoyaltiesCover.jpg"></a>.</p> <p>The horrors of war are receding for former prisoner of war, Karl Driesler, now happily married and living with Katherine on their Herefordshire farm. But a new war is about to begin.</p> <p>Ilse Brünninghaus has taught her [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The sequel to <a title="Love for a German Prisoner by Caron Harrison" href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/2013/01/23/love-for-a-german-prisoner-by-caron-harrison/"><em>Love for a German Prisoner</em></a><a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/WebFriendlyDividedLoyaltiesCover.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-222" style="margin: 10px;" title="WebFriendlyDividedLoyaltiesCover" src="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/WebFriendlyDividedLoyaltiesCover-197x300.jpg" alt="Divided Loyalties by Caron Harrison cover" width="197" height="300" /></a>.</p>
<p>The horrors of war are receding for former prisoner of war, Karl Driesler, now happily married and living with Katherine on their Herefordshire farm. But a new war is about to begin.</p>
<p>Ilse Brünninghaus has taught her son, Siegfried, to hate his father, Karl, as a traitor to Nazism. But when she is forced by her brutal husband to find a new home for Siegfried, she has only Karl to whom she can turn. As Ilse hands over her son to her former lover, she realises she still loves Karl, and Siegfried is her access to him.</p>
<p>All too soon Karl discovers the extent of his son&#8217;s hatred, as Siegfried&#8217;s aggressive behaviour leads to an increasingly bloody chain of events.</p>
<p>But love can prove an equally disruptive force.<br />
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		<title>Love for a German Prisoner by Caron Harrison</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 17:44:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Who is truly fr<a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/WebFriendlyLoveForAGermanPrisonerCover.jpg"></a>ee?</p> <p>Katherine Carter believes she is. With all her life spent on her father&#8217;s Herefordshire farm, her future seems mapped out &#8211; until she meets Karl.</p> <p>Karl Driesler has little freedom. His future is bleak. Still a prisoner of war eighteen months after Germany&#8217;s surrender, he suffers nightmares, and his fiancée [...]]]></description>
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<p>Katherine Carter believes she is. With all her life spent on her father&#8217;s Herefordshire farm, her future seems mapped out &#8211; until she meets Karl.</p>
<p>Karl Driesler has little freedom. His future is bleak. Still a prisoner of war eighteen months after Germany&#8217;s surrender, he suffers nightmares, and his fiancée has just married another man.</p>
<p>Robert Murdoch, the village doctor&#8217;s son, also suffers nightmares. A former prisoner of the Japanese, he finds freedom unexpectedly hard to cope with &#8211; until he meets Karl.</p>
<p>These three find their growing bonds of friendship and love tested to the full as Karl&#8217;s past catches up with him. Denied the freedom to love, Karl&#8217;s world is shattered, while Katherine&#8217;s is thrown into turmoil.<br />
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		<title>Descendants &#8211; Echoes from the Past</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 13:33:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/webFriendlyPremierFrontCover.jpg"></a>This book charts some of the unique and extraordinary achievements of Descendants youth organisation, from its founding in 1993 to March 2012.</p> <p>Open this book to read how Descendants young people met the Queen at Buckingham Palace, and performed at her Golden Jubilee parade. They were invited to help launch an education bill, with [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/webFriendlyPremierFrontCover.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-159" style="margin: 10px;" title="Descendants Echoes from the Past Front Cover" src="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/webFriendlyPremierFrontCover-204x300.jpg" alt="Descendants Echoes from the Past Front Cover" width="204" height="300" /></a>This book charts some of the unique and extraordinary achievements of Descendants youth organisation, from its founding in 1993 to March 2012.</p>
<p>Open this book to read how Descendants young people met the Queen at Buckingham Palace, and performed at her Golden Jubilee parade. They were invited to help launch an education bill, with the then Prime Minister, Tony Blair. Follow Descendants as they perform at the Royal Albert Hall for Patti Boulaye’s charity, they act in a film made and directed by Pogus Caesar (which was shown alongside Steve McQueen’s films at the Lumiere Theatre) they visit Oxford University, their artwork is exhibited at Pitzhanger Manor Art Gallery, they raise money for charities, and meet famous and inspirational people.</p>
<p>Descendants Annual Achievement Awards honour the achievements of young people of African and Caribbean descent from Descendants and Ealing schools.</p>
<p>There have been many other inspiring projects and events. Recent initiatives include helping to organise a conference, setting up accredited parenting classes and boys-only and girls-only clubs.</p>
<p>This book is inspirational reading for young people, parents, teachers, youth workers, and anyone who believes in what young people can achieve. It is all the more important that young people and adults, all members of the Descendants community, have worked together to write the story.</p>
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		<title>My Dream of You by D.J. Kirkby</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 13:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/MDOYFrontCoverWebFriendly.jpg"></a>One summer’s day, Betty let love carry her a step too far. That exquisite sun dappled afternoon became one of her best memories, but also the catalyst for the worst experience of her life. Now elderly, Betty has been running from her past since she was a teenager, and it’s about to catch up [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/MDOYFrontCoverWebFriendly.jpg"><img class="alignleft  wp-image-25" style="margin: 10px;" title="My Dream of You Front cover" src="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/MDOYFrontCoverWebFriendly-611x1024.jpg" alt="My Dream of You Front cover" width="330" height="553" /></a>One summer’s day, Betty let love carry her a step too far. That exquisite sun dappled afternoon became one of her best memories, but also the catalyst for the worst experience of her life. Now elderly, Betty has been running from her past since she was a teenager, and it’s about to catch up with her. Will the experience be as awful as she fears, or wonderful beyond imagining?</p>
<p>“A tale of motherhood, of hope and of love. Truly touching” &#8211; Caroline Smailes, author of <em>99 Reasons Why</em></p>
<p>“D.J. Kirkby writes with compassion and energy, creating characters you can really care about.” &#8211; Sarah Salway (Canterbury Poet Laureate)</p>
<p>&#8220;Evocatively written, <em>My Dream of You</em> is an absorbing read filled with interesting characters, plot twists, and emotion.&#8221; &#8211; Talli Roland, bestselling author of <em>Build a Man</em></p>
<p><em>My Dream of You</em> is D.J. Kirby&#8217;s second novel. <a title="D.J. Kirkby" href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/2010/04/24/d-j-kirkby/">Visit our D.J. Kirkby page</a></p>
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		<title>Steven Moffat&#8217;s Doctor Who 2011: The Critical Fan&#8217;s Guide to Matt Smith&#8217;s Second Series</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:17:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/webfriendlyStevenMoffat2011frontcover.jpg"></a>At over 90,000 words, this is the most comprehensive guide yet published to the 2011 season of Doctor Who. This series of Doctor Who had the greatest ambition yet, as Steven Moffat created the most complex Doctor Who story arc ever. The apparent death of the Doctor in the very first episode set the [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/webfriendlyStevenMoffat2011frontcover.jpg"><img class="alignleft  wp-image-34" style="margin: 10px;" title="Steven Moffat's Doctor Who 2011 front cover" src="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/webfriendlyStevenMoffat2011frontcover.jpg" alt="Steven Moffat's Doctor Who 2011 front cover" width="302" height="449" /></a>At over 90,000 words, this is the most comprehensive guide yet published to the 2011 season of <em>Doctor Who</em>. This series of <em>Doctor Who</em> had the greatest ambition yet, as Steven Moffat created the most complex <em>Doctor Who</em> story arc ever. The apparent death of the Doctor in the very first episode set the groundwork for a series full of other shocks and revelations (such as River Song’s identity), which ended with a return to the essential mystery that has always underlined the programme.</p>
<p>The format of this book is the same as the one that we laid out in our previous guide to Matt Smith’s first series as the Doctor. Steven Cooper has written excellent detailed analyses of each episode, which he published online soon after each episode was broadcast, thus providing an invaluable record of how a long-standing fan reacted to each twist of the plot as it occurred. Kevin Mahoney follows Steven’s analyses with his reviews, which he wrote from the perspective of having watched the entire series. This enabled Kevin to gauge exactly how Steven Moffat had put this season together, and to assess the success of his various hoodwinks and sleights of hand.</p>
<p>There have been various controversies this series, such as Moffat’s novel move to split the series in half. Then there were murmurings of discontent within fandom when the news that there might be fewer than 14 episodes in 2012 leaked out, along with the perennial erroneous tales from the newspapers about the loss of viewing figures. The cancellation of <em>Doctor Who Confidential</em> left some fans fearing for the future of such an expensive show in austere times. Others have gone further than this, to suggest that <em>Doctor Who</em> itself needs a break. However, despite some minor blips in the storytelling department in 2011, this book argues that there is still a great deal to be positive about in <em>Doctor Who</em>. While we haven’t quite yet reached another golden age for the programme, the authors of this book believe that the potential is still very much there to achieve this.</p>
<p>Steven Cooper and Kevin Mahoney are also the authors of <a onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackEvent','outbound-article','www.amazon.co.uk']);" href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0953317293/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=genrebookrevie09&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1634&amp;creative=19450&amp;creativeASIN=0953317293"><em>Steven Moffat’s Doctor Who 2010: The Critical Fan’s Guide to Matt Smith’s First Series (Unauthorized)</em> (ISBN 9780953317295)</a>.</p>
<p>Steven Cooper is a software developer and long-time <em>Doctor Who</em> fan, living in Melbourne, Australia.</p>
<p>Kevin Mahoney is the founder and editor of the literary website Authortrek.com. For three years, he served as the Web Content Editor of the Society of Young Publishers. He has previously worked for the UK publishers Random House. Kevin is also the author of the novel <a onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackEvent','outbound-article','www.amazon.co.uk']);" href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B003KK57N2/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=genrebookrevie09&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1634&amp;creative=19450&amp;creativeASIN=B003KK57N2"><em>A Fame of Two Halves</em></a>.</p>
<p><em><strong>Steven Moffat&#8217;s Doctor Who 2011: </strong><strong>The Critical Fan’s Guide to Matt Smith’s Second Series (unauthorized)</strong></em> will be published as a paperback during the Summer of 2012. It’s currently available on the Kindle:</p>
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		<title>Chick-lit isn’t as dead as a dodo – it’s just flown off to a new platform</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I’ve been reading a great deal recently about how chick-lit has gone into decline. Firstly, The Bookseller reported that there’d been a <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/oct/02/death-of-chick-lit-debate">10% fall in sales of chick-lit</a>, and secondly, there have recently been quite a few prominent critiques of chick-lit as a genre (such as <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/sep/16/chick-lit-womens-fiction">Polly Courtney’s decision to leave HarperCollins after [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I’ve been reading a great deal recently about how chick-lit has gone into decline. Firstly,<em> The Bookseller</em> reported that there’d been a <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/oct/02/death-of-chick-lit-debate">10% fall in sales of chick-lit</a>, and secondly, there have recently been quite a few prominent critiques of chick-lit as a genre (such as <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/sep/16/chick-lit-womens-fiction">Polly Courtney’s decision to leave HarperCollins after they kept branding her books as chick-lit</a>). Yet I’m not too sure that we’re actually witnessing a mass extinction here.<br />
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I recently discussed this issue with romantic fiction author Talli Roland at the launch of  <em>21st Century Dodos</em> (a rather fitting occasion, as Steve Stack’s book is all about cultural items which, like chick-lit, are supposedly under the threat of extinction). However, both of us were rather puzzled by the reports of chick-lit being in decline, as we have first hand evidence that it’s positively thriving on the Kindle. Admittedly, <em>The Bookseller</em>‘s report was no doubt hampered by Amazon’s legendary reluctance to discuss sales figures, yet it seemed quite clear to both Talli and I that chick-lit wasn’t declining, but thriving via the Kindle. So, we came to the conclusion that the drop in sales of women’s commercial fiction that <a href="http://www.thebookseller.com/news/womens-brands-hard-hit-downturn.html"><em>The Bookseller</em> reported on in September</a> was most likely due to women readers switching from paper books to the Kindle in large numbers.<br />
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My evidence comes from Punked Books’ only commercial women’s title, <em><a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/2010/04/24/without-alice/">Without Alice</a></em> by D. J. Kirkby, sales of which have been considerably higher ever since Amazon.co.uk introduced the new £89 Kindle. Having written that, <em>Without Alice</em>‘s author, <a href="http://djkirkby.co.uk/2011/10/story-chain-for-adults/">Denyse, ascribes the sudden rise of e-book sales to her giving away a free Kindle on her website</a>.<br />
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You may have noticed that I restrained myself from calling <em>Without Alice</em> “chick-lit”, because it’s not the kind of book that I usually ascribe to this label. “Chick-lit” makes me think of light frothy books with luminous pink covers about young women in the media industry who have somewhat troubled relationships with bastard boyfriends (who are typically Hollywood producers). True enough, Stephen, the anti-hero of <em>Without Alice</em>, is a bit of a bastard also (and so D. J. Kirkby’s novel does follow a fairly well-established route in women’s fiction in which the reader discovers the reasons for his unsavoury nature). However, the novel is related in a highly realistic manner throughout, to the point where one blogger felt that she could not continue reading <em>Without Alice</em> due to some early scenes that featured complications in childbirth. (Most other reviewers have raved about the novel, as you can see via <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00466HYOE/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=genrebookrevie09&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1634&amp;creative=19450&amp;creativeASIN=B00466HYOE"><em>Without Alice</em>‘s Amazon.co.uk reviews</a>). However, <em>Without Alice</em>‘s cover (which features a handsome blonde man being embraced by a woman) probably does appeal to chick-lit readers, especially with regards to the cover’s pink background (this was a last minute addition, as the original cover, which featured the photo alone, just didn’t work, and so I had to frame the photo, utilising the model’s skin tone as the inspiration for the pink background).</p>
<p>So, I’m in agreement with <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/oct/02/death-of-chick-lit-debate">Elizabeth Day and Tasmina Perry that “chick-lit” isn’t a very satisfactory term</a>, and that it can be quite derogatory. I can also well understand authors such as Polly Courtney getting upset when their books are inappropriately branded as chick-lit due to their publishers’ blindly following publishing trends. However, I do think that there is still a huge market out there for escapist, frothy romantic fiction, and that this market is currently booming on the Kindle, as women can now far more happily lose themselves in these  stories since they’re no longer being made uncomfortable in public by having to read paper books with the luminous pink covers beloved of chick-lit publishers.</p>
<p>Kevin Mahoney<br />
Punked Books Publisher and Founder</p>
<p>- p.s. <a href="http://mhpbooks.com/events/everybodys-a-critic/">I’m going to be attending Melville House’s celebration of the Not the Booker Prize on Thursday November 10th</a>, since Punked Books’ <em><a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/2011/02/21/english-slacker/">English Slacker</a></em> was shortlisted for this prize.</p>
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		<title>Can a publisher ever be justified in responding to a negative review?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>When one of our novels, <a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/2011/02/21/english-slacker/">English Slacker</a> (by debut novelist Chris Morton), was shortlisted for the Not the Booker Prize recently, I was ecstatic, especially as this literary award is voted for by the public. Admittedly, it had only taken 17 votes to get on to the shortlist, but we tallied more votes than [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When one of our novels, <em><a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/2011/02/21/english-slacker/">English Slacker</a></em> (by debut novelist Chris Morton), was shortlisted for the Not the Booker Prize recently, I was ecstatic, especially as this literary award is voted for by the public. Admittedly, it had only taken 17 votes to get on to the shortlist, but we tallied more votes than many well-established authors such as David Baddiel, Greg Egan, Anne Enright, Linda Grant, Philip Hensher, Richard Mason, China Mieville, Magnus Mills, Steve Mosby, and ooh err Jilly Cooper. The shortlisting was great also because the Not the Booker Prize is run by <em>The Guardian</em>, and as a small publisher, I’d previously experienced great difficulty getting any attention for my publications from the national media. In the light of this, it was splendid to see that all the other shortlisted novels came from small publishing houses like mine (although one independent, Eight Cuts Gallery Press later pulled their title, <em><a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/2011/09/13/the-dead-beat-cody-james/">The Dead Beat</a></em>, from the competition, to be replaced by <em>Sherry Cracker Gets Normal</em> by DJ Connell, which is published by Blue Door, a HarperCollins imprint).<br />
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However, I was still wary, as I knew that Sam Jordison (who runs the Not the Booker Prize for <em>The Guardian) </em> was going to review each novel, and having read his previous reviews, I had pretty quickly gathered that he takes no prisoners whatsoever, and I warned my author of this. Despite this, I was hoping that Sam would post a positive review of <em>English Slacker</em>. But alas! It was not to be. A couple of the commentators on <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/sep/23/not-booker-english-slacker-chris-morton">Sam’s review</a> exclaimed “Ouch!”, as they thought that Sam’s argument was pretty damning, and concluded that <em>English Slacker </em>wouldn’t be worth reading.<br />
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Yet I wasn’t really upset by Sam’s review, as, having read his comments on some of the other shortlisted books, I’d been expecting much worse. (Indeed, I thought that his review was quite a funny parody of the narrative style that Chris Morton had employed throughout <em>English Slacker</em>.) So, I regarded Sam’s main criticisms as being cheeky jabs, rather than the swift upper cuts that I’d been expecting. In my experience, criticism that is truthful hurts way more than that which is inaccurate. Sam certainly didn’t like the dialect that Chris used for his main character, Chambers, and the fact that he was a very unreliable narrator.  A couple of other regular commentators on <em>Guardian </em>blog posts agreed with Sam. However, I was reassured by the fact that several other commentators came to Chris Morton’s defence, and argued that they did find Chambers’ voice to be quite authentic.<br />
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I held back from commentating myself, as I wanted to see what the general public had to say about <em>English Slacker</em>, and also because there had previously been a debate following the reviews of some of the other shortlisted titles as to whether the authors/publishers should respond, with the sentiment being that once a novel has been published, the authors and publishers should effectively let go of it, to allow the public to form their own opinion.<br />
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Despite the fact that one of the commentators believed that Sam’s review of <em>English Slacker</em> was “arguably mean-spirited”, I was also mindful of the recent furore that surrounded the British author Jacqueline Howlett when she responded very vigorously to a negative review of her ebook <em>The Greek Seaman</em> (<a href="http://www.bulletreviews.com/the-greek-seaman-review-and-fallout-2011/">Bullet Reviews have a splendid overview of this controversy on their website</a>), and so I wanted to avoid making an angry, knee-jerk reaction (especially since I didn’t feel particularly angry). However, even a seasoned publisher such as Patrick Janson-Smith felt compelled to exclaim the following in reaction to Sam Jordison’s similarly negative review of <em>Sherry Cracker Gets Normal</em>: “<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/discussion/comment-permalink/12627036">This, from the co-author of CRAP TOWNS. Enough said</a>“, along with, ”<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/discussion/comment-permalink/12628140">Let’s face it, Sam Jordison, yours is just a thoroughly unpleasant piece of work, with no thought given to an author’s feelings</a>“.<br />
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Although I thought that Sam Jordison’s review of <em>English Slacker</em> was quite a funny parody of the narrative voice, I too was expecting a much deeper level of insight from him, as his review could have been written by a nonchalant GCSE English student (which in turn would not have been marked very highly by his examiners). To be fair to him, Sam is also employed to stir up debate, and this is something he does splendidly well. As I noted above, there are others readers who share Sam’s dislike of Chambers’ narrative voice, which is fair enough, as it’s not to everyone’s taste. Yet I think that literary criticism is as much an art form as literature itself, and so I had been expecting Sam to delve far deeper into the text than the casual reader. As it is, Sam Jordison’s claim that <em>English Slacker</em> is “boring and repetitive” leaps out at you from the review’s high ranking on Google, to such an extent that it appears that this label may well be indelibly attached to the novel.<br />
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A few days after Sam Jordison’s review had been published, I felt a clamour within myself to defend <em>English Slacker</em>, for if I wasn’t going to do it, then who else would? Debut novels like <em>English Slacker</em> have such a short shelf life as it is, and I didn’t want Chris Morton’s literary career to end abruptly due to Sam Jordison’s unjust condemnation. Besides, for every <em>c</em>ommentator such as John Self who wanted the authors and the publishers to let their books go, there were others on the <em>Guardian </em>site who very much wanted us to defend <em>English Slacker</em>, and my decision to nominate it for the Not the Booker Prize. And so I wrote, and wrote, and ended up with a 2,500 word essay entitled “In defence of <em>English Slacker</em>“, which you can access here:<br />
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<a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/2011/09/28/english-slacker-defence/">http://authortrek.com/punked-books/2011/09/28/english-slacker-defence/</a><br />
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Although I was fairly critical of Sam Jordison’s review of <em>English Slacker</em>, Sam’s response was to write: “<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/discussion/comment-permalink/12613784">I’m sure most writers would kill to have a publisher write such an eloquent and passionate defence of their work… Kudos to Punked books on that score</a>“. I don’t think I’ve changed his mind about <em>English Slacker</em>, but a fair few people have read the essay, so at least I’ve shown that there is a far more positive reading to be made of Chris Mortison’s subtle and intelligent debut.<br />
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In a way, Sam Jordison has done me favour by so unfairly reviewing <em>English Slacker</em>, as he forced me to defend it. Since I run Punked Books all by myself, I never had to get the agreement to publish <em>English Slacker</em> from say, the Sales or Marketing departments, as I would have done if I worked in a big conglomerate publishing company. I’d thought I’d published a great book, but now thanks to Sam Jordison’s bad review of <em>English Slacker</em>, I know for sure I have.<br />
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So, could other publishers defend their books in such a manner? The publishing conglomerates would probably be wary about doing so, for fear of offending their colleagues in the reviewing fraternity. However, if the book in question is one that the publisher feels passionately about (and one that isn’t scheduled to be rescued by a big marketing budget), then why not try? It would certainly make publishing company blogs a lot more interesting! I think that if you make your arguments in a logical, imaginative, and coherent way (rather than as an immediate angry response), then you may well win your literary debate (as hopefully I will do so with regards to <em>English Slacker</em>).<br />
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Kevin Mahoney<br />
Publisher and Founder of Punked Books<strong><br />
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		<title>A Reading Guide to Chris Morton&#8217;s English Slacker</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[English Slacker by Chris Morton – a reading guide Chapter 5 pp. 22-23 – the first time anyone (Charlotte) asks about Colin – we still get the impression that he’s still alive. P. 24 – Chambers shows empathy for Charlotte with regards to Graz’s insensitive behaviour + p. 26 – Chambers doesn’t make many emotional [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1 class="title">English Slacker by Chris Morton – a reading guide</h1>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 5 pp. 22-23 – the first time anyone (Charlotte) asks about Colin – we still get the impression that he’s still alive. P. 24 – Chambers shows empathy for Charlotte with regards to Graz’s insensitive behaviour + p. 26 – Chambers doesn’t make many emotional outbursts, and is more concerned with other people’s feelings, rather than revealing his own emotions. P. 25 Chambers blacks out for the first time just after Charlotte’s kissed him – he’s thinking about Colin for some reason</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 7 p. 30 After Charlotte departs, Chambers wants to see Colin, who he thinks is probably on the cliffs. Then he has a dream about waking Colin up on the cliffs, who asks Chambers why he didn’t come back for him, before Colin jumps off the edge of the cliffs, thus revealing the location of his death (the manner of it is debateable though)</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 10 Chambers wakes up with the fizzing sound in his ears for the first time. P. 36 – Chambers sees Colin again in the High Lanes pub, with a halo of light behind him, and with shaven hair – perhaps as a result of the autopsy? Although Colin is quite cold and aggressive to Chambers, in this first encounter after Chambers tried to meet him up on the cliffs</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 12 p. 44 There’s a note on Duncan’s door saying that he and Colin have gone to London for the week, thus suggesting that Duncan thinks that Colin is alive (or more likely, this is evidence of Chambers’ confused state due to the shock of Colin’s death). This is also possibly the same note on Duncan’s door that’s referred to in chapter 48, which Chambers saw on the night of Colin’s death, and which had no reference to his dead friend (as this note also wouldn’t do in reality)</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 17, p. 63 Chambers meets Colin again, who says it’s a bit of a drag “being dead”. This is a better meeting, as Chambers enjoys getting stoned with Colin</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 18 pp. 68-69 Chambers has a dream where he and the red haired girl from Price-Savers (Holly) are being led naked across the beach by the four robots he’d seen on the TV in Tim’s house</div>
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<p>Chapter 19 p. 75 Chambers gets over his feelings of isolation and finally joins the beach party, and thinks that he might now be getting over Colin’s absence, and that he’s not feeling guilty any more</p>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 20, p. 77 However, Chambers has an uneasy feeling that there’s something more about Colin’s departure that he’d forgotten about, and then he has the dream about Alex and Paul’s bloody van on the beach, which he’s trying to wash, while they stand around laughing. This is a metaphor of Chambers having blood on his hands. Chambers turns around to see Colin there with the fizzing sound emanating from his mouth…</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 21, p. 81 Chambers reckoned he would have been arrested if he’d called a policeman a “dozey twat” instead of Bradby</div>
<div id="_mcePaste">p. 82 Chambers specifies that he dreamt that he’d driven Alex and Paul’s van up to the cliffs, which leads Neale to suggest that this dream may have been real, and on p. 83, this idea comforts Chambers, as it makes it easier to not worry too much about making sense of a lot of what he remembers from the whole Colin incident (although one would have thought that it would have caused more turmoil if Chambers had actually killed Colin! However, there’s no other evidence in the book that Chambers murdered Colin, so I think this reading is most likely quite groundless)</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 28, p. 105 Chambers has a vision of a big guy hitting him just before he passes out, just after he’s just been kissing Holly. P. 106 Chambers thinks the reason why he passes out after making out with girls may be because Colin was angry at him for doing this for some reason, but he doesn’t know why. Pp. 106-107 Chambers has 2 visions during his blackout, the first involving him having some kind of sumo wrestle with Colin, the next, they’re both racing the toy robots, but in each event, Colin is winning because Chambers is letting him do do. P. 108 Chambers doesn’t really know why Holly likes him, which displays a distinct lack of confidence when it comes down to his relations with would-be girlfriends. P. 109 Chambers reveals that his mum’s told him to get a job or else he’ll have to move out</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 30, p. 116-117 – In a flashback, Chambers complains about Colin to a girl in a club, about how Colin always got everything, and that Chambers is sick of living in his shadow – when Colin comes over, Chambers immediately feels ashamed, and mishears Colin, thinking that he says that “you can’t live without me”. This is one time when Chambers does get his emotions off his chests, but it’s in a negative way, as it reveals his spiteful jealousy when a girl chooses to get off with Colin rather than him</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 32 pp. 122-123 Colin turns up again just as Chambers is going through the job supplement. Unlike all the other times, Chambers doesn’t want to see him this time. Colin isn’t all that supportive in Chambers’ moves to get a job, so it almost seems like Colin is holding Chambers back. P. 124 Chambers reminds us that Colin is dead again, and so can’t eat toast, but offers him some anyway. This seems to be an earlier version of Colin, who’s still enthusiastic about music (something which he lost interest in just before he’d died). But then Colin just vanishes, and it seems to Chambers that he’s gone forever</div>
<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 37 The fizzing sound starts again when Chambers is making himself sick at Duncan’s house. Duncan’s fallen asleep and looks a bit like Colin just before he died.</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 38 p. 145 Drunk on the rum, Chambers talks about Colin as if he’s still alive, much to Alex and Paul’s derision</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 39 p. 151 – the fizzing sound gradually stops when Chambers is with Alex and Paul. Chambers tells Alex and Paul about his possibly failed relationship with Holly, without relating his feelings about her or bragging either</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapters 39-40 Pp. 152-155 Alex and Paul suddenly get all serious and confront Chambers about Colin – although, this is just before one of Chambers blackouts, so he’s not sure that it happened. Chambers asks why he feels so guilty about Colin, and Alex says that it’s because Chambers was there when Colin died… Again, this is possibly a reference to Chambers murdering Colin, but again, I don’t think this idea has any real basis, as Chambers has no motive to do so, with the most likely explanation that this is merely a reference to Chambers’ meeting with Colin that night, or one to Chambers’ metaphorical feeling that he’d effectively murdered Colin by not paying enough attention to him. This scene reiterates the idea that Alex and Paul are sort of like metaphorical alternatives to Colin and Chambers, and provides a vision of how aimless their future might have been together had they remained friends</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 41 p. 156 Chambers finally admits to himself that he has to relate what happened the final day that Colin was alive, and to stop avoiding it</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 42 p. 159 Colin rings Chambers when he’s on the deli counter. Pp. 160-161 Chambers relates that Colin and he had drifted apart in the months before he died, and that Chambers was glad that Colin had found new friends, since this meant that he no longer had to be his sidekick</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 44 p. 169 Chambers notices how thin Colin has become, and states that he looks a bit like Duncan – that analogy again. I’m not sure why Duncan and Colin are compared with each other in this way, or if Chris intends us to read any more into this analogy. Chambers notes how similarly he and Colin have dressed. Chambers is a bit taken aback when he hears Colin say that he doesn’t want to know about his problems – he’s obviously picked up on Chambers’ unreceptive mood</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 45 p.171 Chambers relates how he’s having problems expressing himself in an English exam. P. 172 – the weird dream where there’s smoke coming out of Julie’s mouth, and then Chambers says he’s Colin.</div>
<div>p. 173 – dream featuring Colin and Tanya at the Bowman’s about how Colin is leaving</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 46 pp. 176-177 Chambers finally relates the final conversation, with Colin saying that “I don’t feel like I’m really here any more.” Chambers relates how he acted like a disinterested arsehole in this conversation. Colin goes on about how all of us are avoiding the reality of what’s going on in our minds. Colin describes a horror of losing himself in another person like Tanya (maybe this is why “he” makes Chambers black out when he’s kissing girls). P. 178 Colin says he goes up to the cliffs to experience “what reality actually is” – maybe the sound of the wind and the sea that he hears is the source of the fizzing noise that haunts Chambers?</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 47 p. 179 Since the ghost of Colin has now disappeared, Chambers never gets the opportunity to ask him if it would have made any difference if he had accompanied him up to the cliffs. So, in order to gain some closure, Chambers writes the letter… or does he? Pp. 180-181 – The root of Colin’s existential angst is the question: “Are we really here? Why are we always trying to escape? What’s left in our lives if we take away our distractions? P. 181 Chambers describes the sounds of the wind and the sea as fizzing. P. 182 Colin says he’s already gone, and Chambers relates how he may have found this self-written note in his pocket…</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 48 p. 183 After the pub meeting, Chambers goes to Duncan’s flat (where he sees the note about Duncan only going to London)</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Chapter 49 p. 186 The fizzing sound stops once Chambers gets on the train to Firkinton</div>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackEvent','outbound-article','www.guardian.co.uk']);" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/sep/23/not-booker-english-slacker-chris-morton">The Guardian’s Sam Jordison reviewed English Slacker</a> as part of the Not the Booker Prize process. Obviously, the author Chris Morton and I were hoping for a positive review, but it wasn’t to be. C’est la vie. Ordinarily, I wouldn’t respond to a negative review, but Sam Jordison, in his role as prosecutor, [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="_mcePaste"><a onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackEvent','outbound-article','www.guardian.co.uk']);" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/sep/23/not-booker-english-slacker-chris-morton">The <em>Guardian</em>’s Sam Jordison reviewed<strong><em> English Slacker</em></strong><em><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong></em></a> as part of the Not the Booker Prize process. Obviously, the author Chris Morton <strong style="color: black; background-color: #ffff66;"></strong>and I were hoping for a positive review, but it wasn’t to be. C’est la vie. Ordinarily, I wouldn’t respond to a negative review, but Sam Jordison, in his role as prosecutor, asked for a defence of <em>English Slacker</em><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong>, so I thought that it would be most negligent of me not to do so.</div>
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<div><img class="alignleft" style="margin: 10px;" title="English Slacker by Chris Morton" src="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/webfriendlyfrontcover.jpg" alt="English Slacker by Chris Morton" width="242" height="405" />Thank you for your review Sam, I thought that your parody of <em>English Slacker</em><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"> </strong><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong>was quite amusing, although obviously I very much disagree with your conclusions. I will use this blog post to present my own very different reading of <em>English Slacker</em><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong>, which will go some way to explain why I nominated it for the Not the Booker Prize. This will, of course, be my own personal view of the novel, which readers are welcome to either accept or dismiss if they so choose. So @JohnSelfsAsylum, you can relax, as I’ve no intention of forcing my interpretation upon you or anyone else who has disliked <em>English Slacker</em><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong>.</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Thank you also Sam for highlighting the misspelling of ‘Marlboro’. However, it is just that – a mere spelling mistake. Admittedly, it’s quite an embarrassing one on both my and Chris’ part, since Marlboro is the biggest selling brand of cigarettes in the world. Then again, one could argue (with tongue firmly embedded in cheek) that this vindicates the policy of successive UK governments of restricting tobacco advertising, if some literary types can no longer spell their brand name. Although one could also playfully argue that it’s Philip Morris International who can’t spell, since they named this brand after the site of its original London factory: Great Marlborough Street. I’m in two minds as to whether I should correct this error in the book, since I don’t really want to give Marlboro any more free advertising than you’ve done in your review. Yet ‘Marlborough’ makes this brand sound too dignified, too Churchillian; I will correct the spelling as soon as possible in the e-book editions.</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">So Sam, I will award one gold star for the spotting of this elementary spelling mistake. However, if you can find me a full-length book that has absolutely no typos or inaccuracies in it, then I will give you ten gold stars. For I’m afraid, that no matter how hard we publishers try, we will never be able to remove all typos from a book. For instance, within this thread, I’ve noticed that @JulianGough writes “owch” instead of “ouch”:</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste"><a onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackEvent','outbound-article','www.guardian.co.uk']);" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/discussion/comment-permalink/12535677">http://www.guardian.co.uk/discussion/comment-permalink/12535677</a></div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">This spelling of “owch” has also made it on to page 5 of ‘Jude in London’. Admittedly, “owch” is an alternative spelling of “ouch”, but it’s rather an archaic one, but I’m not going to dismiss ‘Jude in London’ without having read it in full (as @JulianGough seems all too ready to do with regards to <em>English Slacker</em><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong>). In a similar light, my close reading of Zadie Smith’s ‘On Beauty’ upon publication revealed that the Haitian artist Hector Hyppolite’s painting ‘Maitresse Erzulie’ had been incorrectly ascribed to the similarly named (but unrelated) French philosopher Jean Hyppolite within the text, which is a little unfortunate since the painting played a pivotal role in the drama. Whatever its importance, this typo didn’t spoil my enjoyment of the text as a whole, or devalue its deserved win of the Orange Prize in my eyes (although other critics may choose to disagree with that!).</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Although I did enjoy Sam’s review, I did think that it was a bit lazy (although the parody is quite clever, it wouldn’t be beyond the capabilities of one of Chambers’ friends to write something similar in one of their English exams). Admittedly, I have been known to spend a whole week performing a close reading of a literary text before reviewing it. Obviously, this is certainly not something that I would expect an average reader to do, but a paid reviewer ought to be far more meticulous than the casual reader. Then again, Sam’s disparaging of Chambers’ voice is fair enough, as it’s not to everyone’s taste. However, several contributors to this forum have come forward to say that they that think that Chambers’ dialect is authentic, and not the artificial construct that Sam believes it is.</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">It should go without saying that Chambers’ dialect certainly isn’t the most challenging in literature, since Irvine Welsh’s version of Scots language in ‘Trainspotting’ is far more testing, as it’s quite a startling contrast to Standard English text. However, like many novels written in dialect, ‘Trainspotting’ most definitely becomes more rewarding once you’ve fully immersed yourself into its voice. For most casual readers, Chambers’ dialect should also be far more accessible than that say, of Celie in ‘The Color Purple’.</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Yet, as Sam relates, it’s not just Chambers’ dialect that will be a barrier to some readers feeling empathy for him, it’s also his mannerisms, as Chris Morton <strong style="color: black; background-color: #ffff66;"></strong>hasn’t perhaps made it easy for himself by casting Chambers in the role of the unreliable narrator throughout <em>English Slacker</em><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong>. For instance, as early as page 63 (chapter 17), Chambers relates how Colin has stated that it isn’t easy being dead, yet later in the novel, Chambers is still chatting away to Colin and talking about him as if he’s still alive (much to Alex and Paul’s derision in chapter 38). Then there’s the question of Colin’s suicide note; at first, Chambers states that he wrote it, but then he contradicts this by saying that Colin may have slipped it into his pocket during their last meeting. So, Chris Morton’s utilisation of the unreliable narrator may well prove alienating for some readers, but for others, it’s indicative of Chambers’ very confused state of mind throughout much of <em>English Slacker</em><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong>.</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">I have a great deal of affection for Chambers, because I can imagine how I’d feel if I were 18 (again), with the rush of hormones in my veins, looking forward to my last summer of freedom by partying with my mates (and finally asserting my manhood by hopefully copping off with some girls along the way), when lo and behold, my former best friend ruins it all by topping himself at this pivotal moment in both our lives. Thus <em>English Slacker</em><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong> is concerned with how Chambers copes with the emotional trauma that visits him in the wake of his bereavement. No one seeks to ease Chambers’ suffering by offering him counselling, and, with all that testosterone pumping through his veins, asking for help is just something that doesn’t occur to Chambers, as this would offend his new-found masculine sensibilities, because for him (and many blokes) it doesn’t come naturally to him to express his emotions as Celie does in ‘The Color Purple’. Beyond this, the shock of Colin’s death means that he’s very much in denial about what has happened. However, Chambers is rather endearing in this regard, as rather than expressing his own trauma, he often chooses to empathise with the feelings of others instead, especially with regards to Charlotte in chapter 5, and Sereme in chapter 19, who are both treated somewhat insensitively by Graz.</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">It doesn’t help Chambers in his struggle to overcome his grief and his guilt that he’s not very articulate (not that the latter helped Hamlet much in his sufferings), especially as <strong style="color: black; background-color: #ffff66;"></strong>Chris Morton has chosen to represent him as an everyman, rather than someone blessed with verbal dexterity, as say the characters in Lars Iyer’s ‘Spurious’ are. Chambers’ narrative voice also dispenses with the various literary tricks that @JulianGough’s Jude deploys in his tale. However, that is not to say that <em>English Slacker</em><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong> is bereft of such devices, just that<strong style="color: black; background-color: #ffff66;"></strong> Chris Morton is subtler in his approach. For instance, the dream that features Chambers wiping blood from the front of Alex and Paul’s van on top of the cliffs isn’t pointless (as Sam thinks it is), as it’s one of the first times that Chambers expresses guilt over Colin’s death. Since Chambers is fairly inarticulate, and averse to talking about his sufferings, one of the ways in his psyche deals with the shock of Colin’s death is by metaphorically symbolising his feelings via dreams and visions. (One extreme reading of  <em>English Slacker</em><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong> could be that Chambers did knock Colin off the cliff edge with Alex and Paul’s van.) However, in this instance, I believe that the van is not literally meant to represent an actual murder weapon, although like Lady Macbeth’s dagger, it does represent Chambers’ guilt over the death of another human being; even if Chambers didn’t murder Colin, it feels to him as if he did by not following Colin up on to the edge of the cliffs that fateful night.</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Yet, if we cast our minds back to when we were 18, would any of us have been any more receptive than Chambers was when listening to philosophical bullshit from another 18-year-old after a shitty day at work? Especially when the said friend in question had a habit of coming out with such philosophical bullshit? Chambers also feels guilty for having allowed himself to gradually drift so far away from Colin as he strove to assert his own identity, rather than be forever labelled as being a joint entity with his former best friend. (Having written that, Chambers does seek refuge with Alex and Paul, an older version of the Chambers/Colin joint entity, who end up aimlessly wandering through the town.) With teenage hormones rushing through his veins also, Colin asserts his identity as well (and fears the loss of it) to such an extent that he discards his girlfriend and all his other friends and interests, all because he only feels ‘real’ when sitting on the cliff tops, listening to the sound of the sea and the wind. Such is Colin’s nihilistic vision, that he extinguishes his own life. Yet one might argue that since Colin is still a work in progress, since his body and mind haven’t yet reached maturity: he may well have had a more positive aspect on life a few months or years down the line. Indeed, despite your inexperience at this age, life does seems far more dramatic when you’re a teenager, and it’s Colin’s tragedy that he doesn’t get to realise this. (Sam did rather let his usually higher standards down, when, in a rather desperate effort to provoke discussion further, he wrote: “If your book had less to say about human tragedy than my turds, don’t put it forward for an award” – I’ve not had the pleasure of interviewing Sam’s turds, so I’m not quite sure what they have to say about life, but hopefully I’ve done enough thus far to persuade you that <em>English Slacker</em><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong> does indeed have some insights into the human condition.)</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">The visions that Chambers experiences aren’t enough in themselves to assuage his feelings of shame for not having listened to Colin properly that night, and so, to make some sort of closure, Chambers demonstrates his emotional intelligence by reconstructing what Colin may have said by writing the contentious suicide note (chapter 47). If Chambers did truly write it, then not only does it display his empathy, but he can quite coherently express his thoughts in prose. However, as noted earlier, this is an instance where Chambers slips into ‘unreliable narrator’ mode, as he later states that Colin may also have written this note, and passed it to him surreptitiously before killing himself. This is an example of one of the alternative readings of <em>English Slacker</em><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong> (with the most likely reading being that all the events are going on in Chambers’ drug-addled head), as is the possibility that Colin passed his suicide note to Chambers <em>after death</em>.</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">For instance, one could argue that the fizzing sound in Chambers’ head is just a by-product of smoking weed. However, there is another argument that this is an example of Colin’s haunting of Chambers, as during chapter 20, the same fizzing noise emanates from Colin’s mouth in a dream. In the suicide note, the sound of the wind and the sea at the top of Colin’s beloved cliffs are explicitly described as “fizzing”. So, when Chambers hears the fizzing noise in the book, this is possibly a sign that the spirit of Colin is looking over him at this time. Beyond the various flashbacks, Colin also manifests himself as a ghost from time to time. Yet he’s rather subtler than Marley, as he doesn’t resort to wearing heavy, clinking chains, but instead to perhaps signify his spiritual nature in chapter 10 by allowing a halo-like light to encircle his shaven head (it’s my belief that the cutting of his locks occurred during the autopsy). Nor is Colin as structured in his approach to haunting as Marley, as he doesn’t present Chambers with a beginning, a middle, and an end. Instead, he chooses to intervene in Chambers’ life when he sees fit. Not that his manifestations are without purpose though; as stated in his suicide note, Colin was very much afraid of losing his identity when he went out with Tanya. Thus he appears to interfere when Chambers becomes close to a girl, during those peculiar blackouts that Chambers suffers after both Charlotte and Holly have kissed him. Indeed, Chambers links these two events in chapter 28 and speculates that the reason Colin may have brought the blackouts about was because he was angry with Chambers for some reason, although Chambers doesn’t know why, because he hasn’t written\read the suicide note yet. (Although admittedly, these blackouts could just be a result of the drink and drugs that Chambers has taken).</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">In the vision that occurs during his blackout with Holly, Chambers sees himself metaphorically wrestling with Colin, but for some reason, Chambers lets Colin win, which is possibly another step in his recovery from the trauma caused by his bereavement. Once Chambers has recalled and understood Colin’s anguish, and has realised that he is blameless for Colin’s demise, Chambers can finally move on. Now that he’s no longer haunted by Colin’s death, this doesn’t mean to say that he has accepted Colin’s nihilistic vision, merely that it was true to his friend, and that it was this that led to his death. Although, I like the fact that, despite the fact that he’s gone through this major trauma, Chambers demonstrates that he still has a lot more growing up to do as he seriously contemplates what is obviously a scam advertisement in the newspaper, which offers to give him with all the skills he would need to become a Private Investigator!</div>
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<div id="_mcePaste">Hopefully I have demonstrated to you that once you’ve pulled all the workings of <em>English Slacker</em><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong> apart, Chris Morton’s novel is a lot more complex than it initially seems, and that it works on a variety of levels, as a literary novel should do. <em>English Slacker</em><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong><strong style="color: black; background-color: #a0ffff;"></strong> also provides a great insight into the workings of the average English teenage male, albeit when beset by a major psychological struggle. I hereby now rest the case for the defence, as I’m afraid that I’m going to have to spend the rest of the day paying out royalties. However, I’ve also put together a reading guide to what I consider are the most salient parts of the novel online:</div>
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<p><a title="A Reading Guide to Chris Morton’s English Slacker" href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/2011/09/28/english-slacker-reading-guide/">http://authortrek.com/punked-books/2011/09/28/english-slacker-reading-guide/</a></p>
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		<title>The Dead Beat by Cody James – review</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>In the wake of Punked Books’ <a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/2011/02/21/english-slacker/">English Slacker</a> making it onto the Not the Booker Prize shortlist, some of the other small independents involved have decided to get together to create more awareness of our publications, as they’re rarely (if ever) featured in the national press. As a result of this, I have decided [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the wake of Punked Books’ <em><a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/2011/02/21/english-slacker/">English Slacker</a></em> making it onto the Not the Booker Prize shortlist, some of the other small independents involved have decided to get together to create more awareness of our publications, as they’re rarely (if ever) featured in the national press. As a result of this, I have decided to write a review of one of the other Not the Booker shortlisted titles, <em>The Dead Beat</em> by Cody James, which is published by <a href="http://eightcuts.com/collaborate/">Eight Cuts Gallery</a>.</p>
<p><em>The Dead Beat</em> is set in San Francisco in 1997, at a time when the comet Hale Bopp is very prominent in the night sky. Cody James reminds us of the hysteria that this celestial body caused in some quarters when she mentions the mass suicide undertaken by members of the Heaven’s Gate cult in nearby San Diego, as they thought that this would be their only means of transporting themselves to the alien space craft that they believed was travelling in the comet’s wake. <em>The Dead Beat</em>‘s Xavi (like many then and since) finds their sacrifice to be ridiculous, especially with regards to their pop cultural references to <em>Star Trek</em>, as they each wore “Away Team” armbands when they committed suicide. Suicide is rather a fundamental theme in the book, as several of the characters are afflicted with suicidal tendencies. For instance, we’re told that Adam’s mother tried to commit suicide before she was institutionalised, while Xavi takes an overdose of sedatives, and Sean has tried to kill himself on several occasions. Dan Holloway, the publisher of <em>The Dead Beat</em>, addresses this theme in his introduction to the book when he states that Cody James has attempted suicide four times. So, one can very much believe Cody James when she states in the interview that opens the book that “The truth is that three of the main characters are me”, as she is obviously following that authorial mantra of writing what she knows about from her own life. Most of <em>The Dead Beat</em>‘s characters are male, and for much of the novella, Cody James does a brilliant job at portraying the male psyche, although some readers may well flinch at the violent emotions that Ginny arouses in Adam. The only time when I thought that Cody’s depiction of Adam wasn’t convincing was when he inflicted cigarette burns on his body, as I thought that this kind of self-harm was mainly restricted to women (although I’ve just done a bit of research online, and found that this isn’t the case). Dan Holloway’s introduction states that Cody’s representation of women is sometimes regarded as being misogynistic; however, I think Adam’s violence towards Ginny and his self-harm are more likely to be examples of where Cody’s intermittent self-hatred has spilled over into the text.</p>
<p>Yet <em>The Dead Beat</em> is far from just being a manifestation of various parts of Cody James’ character, since I also regard it as being a portrait of the city in which it is set. The novella’s protagonists are the grandchildren of the Beat generation, who are still wasted from the excesses of the Summer of Love, and although they’re suicidal, they’re more into the Cure than the Grateful Dead. The house in which Adam and his friends live is very much an embodiment of this decay, especially since it provides a welcome home to a multitude of cockroaches (and thus is not an ideal environment for Xavi, who’s obsessed with cleanliness, especially when high). Obviously, this is just one aspect of San Francisco that we’re looking at, albeit rather decrepit (I have a couple of San Franciscan friends who are very house-proud, although they’ve admittedly got far better jobs than any of the characters in <em>The Dead Beat)</em>. Readers wanting to check out more fictional portraits of San Francisco would do well to check out one of our titles: <em><a href="http://authortrek.com/punked-books/2009/12/07/abattoir-jack-christopher-neilan/">Abattoir Jack</a></em> by Christopher Neilan, another author who’s been very much influenced by the Beat generation (although Christopher’s British, you wouldn’t be able to tell this from the text, as his voice is very authentic).</p>
<p>There are a few typos in the edition of <em>The Dead Beat </em>that I read, which were probably to due with its conversion to  pdf, especially with regards to several instances where an em dash has turned into a square box (likewise there’s a minor error in the free pdf that I created to promote Chris Morton’s <em>English Slacker</em> during the Not the Booker Prize, in that I accidentally deleted the page numbers from the final chapter – however, since this error doesn’t occur in the print edition of the book, it doesn’t really matter). Also, I very much suspect that <em>The Dead Beat</em> doesn’t quite fit the Not the Booker Prize criteria of being a full-length novel written by a Commonwealth citizen. However, not allowing American authors to compete for the Man Booker prize has always been a moot point, and besides, it’s far too late for <em>The Dead Beat</em> to be withdrawn from the Not the Booker prize for these minor technicalities. Sam Jordison certainly doesn’t take any prisoners, and I thought his review of <em>The Dead Beat</em>, along with some of the other reader comments, to be quite harsh (especially from those who hadn’t bothered to read it!). I, for one, very much enjoyed Cody James’ voice in <em>The Dead Beat</em>, and very much welcome her participation in the prize for affording this opportunity for me to read her work.</p>
<p>Kevin Mahoney<br />
Publisher and Founder of Punked Books</p>
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